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Drunk Guy Tries to Cut Watermelon with Machete

[+] "Please don't cut your hand" - friend.

[–] "Please don't cut your hand" - friend.

Description: A drunk man cuts his hand using a machete on a watermelon.

Tags: Sword, Knife, Watermelon, Fail, Video

Drunk Guy Tries to Cut Watermelon with Machete

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Date Date: Jul 24, 2013

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Comment Jul 24, 2013

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Ouch - right on his masturbation hand - no sex for him for 3 weeks.

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Comment Jul 23, 2013

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I was really hoping that was red from the watermelon. Ouch!

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Comment fatguysays | Jul 24, 2013

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how did that even happen? he had so much melon.

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Comment Jul 24, 2013

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Originally posted by X | Jul 24, 2013

The hippie deserved it!

Long hair does not mean he is a hippie.

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Comment best line | Jul 24, 2013

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Hospital!

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Comment SeanSmith123 | Feb 8, 2014

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Originally posted by Pdiddy | Aug 1, 2013

You can see a piece of his thumb pop up off the watermelon!!!!

Now im going to throw up. thanks man!

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Comment OMG! | Jan 11, 2014

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OMG!

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Comment Pdiddy | Aug 1, 2013

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You can see a piece of his thumb pop up off the watermelon!!!!

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Comment Colt | Jul 28, 2013

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Originally posted Jul 25, 2013

if he is right handed he will use his left hand on his cock so it feels like someone else

you guys put way too much thought into that

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Comment CHUCKN0RRIS | Jul 27, 2013

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them legs

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Comment Guest | Jul 26, 2013

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Yeah... Hospital..

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Comment CaptainSoap | Jul 26, 2013

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Lois Griffin. AH!!!

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Comment X | Jul 25, 2013

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Originally posted Jul 24, 2013

So 90% of girls are hippies by that definition.

No, unless you are Spec Ops warrior, only women should have long hair... this is not the 8th Century any more...

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Comment game man | Jul 25, 2013

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Originally posted Jul 24, 2013

who cuts horizontally.

it clearly says (drunk guy), his probably drunk thats why 0_0

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Comment Jul 25, 2013

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Originally posted by so close! | Jul 24, 2013

his left hand was cut. he used his right to wield the machete so one can only assume that he wields his cock with his right as well. good try though, almost got it.

if he is right handed he will use his left hand on his cock so it feels like someone else

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